Oh, hey man. How’s it going?
You don’t even want to know what ended up happening last night. I’m so damn hung over. Jesus! Is it really two o’clock in the after-freakin-noon?
Alright, I’ll tell you what went on when I left. You know, it’s kinda scary what happened, but I know you’re gonna laugh at some of the parts. I’m just glad I can look back on it and laugh.
No, I’m serious. It coulda been really bad. You remember we were at Baho’s house, and you and Jay both had your hands all over that slutty chick…