In 1985, had someone told you that Donald Trump would someday become President of the United States by colluding with Russians against a female presidential candidate who was the heir apparent to a Black president, you would have laughed heartily.
Today, some are laughing. Is it an alternate reality, a manifestation of satire, or actual reality? To find out, punch your best friend in the testicles as hard as possible. If he or she feels nothing or has no testicles, then it's all happening. If he punches you back in the same manner, it's all a dream. Just click your Allen Edmonds together three times and try not to forget the warning when you awake.