The suspected African-American suspects were first spotted westbound on Bluemound Rd. as they entered Brookfield. Officer Richard Force began tailing them on suspicion that they looked suspicious. Officer Force proceeded to check their tags, run their license plate number, and monitor all rear safety lights. Officer Force also ensured proper inflation of the vehicle’s tires for the safety of the occupants. Before Officer Force could discover if any violations were being committed, he was dispatched to a domestic call involving a non-English-speaking shut-in maid.

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