iN DRUNKEN STUPIBITY i WRITE

aBOUT HOW i FEEL ABOUT YOU

eVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK i LIVE

i STILL TRY TO BE THERE

tRY HARDER, YOU

yOU MIGHT SAY

bUT YOU DON'T

bECAUSE YOU DON'T CARE

aBOUT LOWLY OLD ME

hELL, i DON'T HAVE MONEY

oR FAMEOR A HUGE DICK

sO WHY DO YOU TRY ME ON FOR SIZE

lIKE A SWEATER THAT YOU HAD TO HAVE

bUT NEVER LIKED

nEVER LIKED THE WAY i TALK

oR THE WAY i DRESS

i'LL TRY HARDER IF YOU EVEN LET ME

hONEY PLEASE DON'T STOP THE FLOW

oF BOOZE TO MY VEINS

nOURISHMENT FOR THE TEST-DAY BLUES

aND ALL YOU WANT IS MY LOVE

tO TEASE ME WITH YOUR PERFECT BODY

tHAT NEVER QUITS, EVEN WHEN IT SHOULD.

hOW DO YOU JUSTIFY THE TIME i'VE SPENT

oR CAN YOU MERELY LAUGH AT ME

fOR BEING SO DUMB AS TO THINK

tHINK YOU MIGHT LOVE ME BACK

bUT YOU ONLY NEED ME FOR YOUR NEXT CONQUEST

nOT ME BUT ANOTHER WHO TRIES MUCH LESS.

oH WELL, JUST GIVE ME A THOUGHT AND

i WILL BE HAPPY

hAPPY LIKE THE MAN

wHO NEVER HAS TO THINK; PLEASE ANOTHER DRINK!

nUMB AS TO THINK

tHINK YOU MIGHT LOVE