Muslims or Marxists must be at fault

Ideas all swirled with red and blue

Radicalized Christians on the assault

Saying it’s politically correct

To erode our entire world view

And hard for us to detect

But they’re coming after me and you


In our schools and big government

Today’s world is getting all  bent

All my money has been pre-spent

On ideas that don’t represent

Epiphany, Advent, or Lent

So it must be done to put a dent

In every single church event

And all good martyrs they torment

With the intent

To never relent

Until a tent

Is too much rent

And so repent

Our content

And assent

To dissent

And descent.

Or that’s just our discontent