Muslims or Marxists must be at fault
Ideas all swirled with red and blue
Radicalized Christians on the assault
Saying it’s politically correct
To erode our entire world view
And hard for us to detect
But they’re coming after me and you
In our schools and big government
Today’s world is getting all bent
All my money has been pre-spent
On ideas that don’t represent
Epiphany, Advent, or Lent
So it must be done to put a dent
In every single church event
And all good martyrs they torment
With the intent
To never relent
Until a tent
Is too much rent
And so repent
Our content
And assent
To dissent
And descent.
Or that’s just our discontent