Here’s what I turned in to a class at UWM that paritally resulted in my professor questioning whether or not I should take graduate-level classes. Ivory pillars, baby. Prof was a weasly guy who didn’t believe American Indians participated in cannibalism and may have killed off people of non-Asian descent in the American Southwest before Columbus got here. Oops, not politically correct. Anyhow, I was not English graduate material if that includes sitting around in an office and congratulating myself on publishing crap that only other English professors are interested in. So thanks, buddy.

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