Utah is a boring state. Some might say it's beautiful, but for most of us, this beauty only lasts for the first several hours of travel through the state. If you want your time in Utah to be more fun, however, then you just have to add cock. Don't worry, it's not immoral. It's just funny, and it is guaranteed to annoy your wife, so that makes it even more fun.

There are two ways to add cock to your Utah journey, and it depends on if you're driving or riding along. If you're driving, there will be less cock, but it will make the hours feel less like days. If you are a passenger, you can get all the cock you need right there in your lap. And it will be a lot.

Here's how it works, and it's simple, yet simply funny. In fact, I was saving the game for a scene in my novel, but since we've hit the 15-year mark on my "working" on that novel, it's safe to say I'm not making enough headway, which is an ironic phrase for this article. Anyhow, you take any word in Utah and replace Rock with Cock. That's it. Simple, fun, etc.

You can add stuff like the requirement to use the new place name in a sentence, but you don't have to do that if all you're doing is antagonizing your wife. Let's take a look at a random area in Utah to see all the fun we might have:

If you're heading into Utah along I-70 from Colorado, you'll see the following fun locations--

Castle Cock

Hole n the Cock

Looking Glass Cock

Church Cock

Hamburger Cock

Newspaper Cock

Ghost Cock

Rim Cock

Whale Cock

Not too far is Cock Canyon and Big Cock Candy Mountain Resort

And you don't want to forget local businesses - Red Cock Dental LLC,  Chick's Cock N Roost, Larry's Jewelry and Cock Shop, Mountain Cock Music, Redi-Cock of Utah, and Rhino Cock Fences.

Plus all the Cock Art in Sego Canyon, Wolfe Ranch, and Great Gallery.

It's exhausting, and your significant other will appreciate your newfound sense of humor.

And it continues throughout the state. Use Google Maps or an atlas if you're not driving. Keep in mind that this game may not be family-friendly, depending on the age and maturity of your children. Or parents. Also be aware that Utah might have some strict rules when it comes to the use of profanity. I'm not really sure, but they sell water-beer, so maybe they don't let you use the word cock. But they should, because Utah is just a bunch of rocks.

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