I would not have known until I started to write some references to poetry and Lenexa, Kansas, but someone seems to have cornered the market on corny poetry in Lenexa. Tom Zart has over a thousand nearly identical poems on PoemHunter. OK, I was going to let Tom off the hook, and then I kept reading, and I hope someone gets Mr. Zart some help soon. Here's a list of 40 of his poem titles so you don't have to bother looking him up further until your American flag is up outside your house.

Tom is now claiming to be the most published poet on the interweb. You and a middle school girl from Northbrook, I guess. I assume Tom is one of those extra-loud people I see sometimes at the Lackman Library who need help understanding simple sentences, but I am proud of him for writing what he feels, each and every day. That takes a lot of dedication and government subsidies.

I apologize, Tom. It's just poorly-written poetry makes all writers who claim to be poets look bad. And your poems will make any fifth grader believe it's a snap. And then the Hillary smoking pot poem is almost exactly the same as the Donald Trump poem, and I wonder how many of the "1,1335" poems are copies of one another. Dude, just step away from the keyboard slowly so no one else gets hurt.

Also, Tom, I almost feel bad telling you this, but maybe it will make you stop: Gert Strydom has a free ebook on the same website as you that offers 4628 poems, which makes your 1300 or so poems seem tiny, and certainly not the most available on the web. And his poems seem pretty decent.

1. Why We Must Pray? -new- 11/9/2016
2. Patriots By Faith & Courage -new- 11/9/2016
3. The Hell-Hounds Of Slavery 3/24/2015
4. Anxiety, Falsehoods & Lies. 3/26/2015
5. Fear, Anxiety & God's Love 8/16/2015
6. Christmas & Who? 12/11/2015
7. God's Key To Heaven 12/11/2015
8. Coffee & Pot 9/15/2013
9. Body Heat 1o5 & Without Love 5/30/2013
10. God & Country 6/7/2016
11. Orlando = Victims Of Hate! 6/13/2016
12. The Stupidity Of Men 6/14/2016
13. Orlando Poem = 2016 6/15/2016
14. Man's Inhumanity 6/16/2016
15. Orlando Poem = Tears 6/16/2016
16. Our World = Past, Present & Future! 6/26/2016
17. America & The 4th Of July! 7/3/2016
18. Love, Hate, Fear & Sin! 7/6/2016
19. Facebook Poet 7/7/2016
20. Dallas Shootings = 2016 7/11/2016
21. American Policeman & Liberty 7/12/2016
22. American Policeman & Bravery 7/12/2016
23. Dallas = Sorrow, Adversity & Love = 2016 7/13/2016
24. Nice, France & The Mad Dogs Of Man! 7/14/2016
25. When War Breaks Out 7/16/2016
26. White House Poet = God's Soldiers Of Freedm 7/16/2016
27. White House Poet = Make America Safe Again? 7/18/2016
28. White House Poet = American Soldiers & Policeman! 7/19/2016
29. ' Run That Body' 7/19/2016
30. Run That Body! 7/19/2016
31. White House Poet = The Cruelty Of Man! 7/21/2016
32. Hillary & Wine? 8/1/2016
33. Hillary & Character 8/1/2016
34. Thank Heaven For Facebook! 8/3/2016
35. Thank Heaven For Google! 8/3/2016
36. Most Published Poet = God Gives Us Hope! 8/5/2016
37. Most Published Poet = David, Golith & America! 8/5/2016
38. God's Army! 8/6/2016
39. Terrorism, Justice & Peace! 8/10/2016
40. Does Hillary Smoke Pot? 8/13/2016